急求英语三人情景对话(要搞笑的)初一水平 - 英语情景对话搞笑

时间:2018-07-13分类:英语

急求英语三人情景对话(要搞笑的)初一水平

顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了

服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!

Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 

一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”

“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

Are you crazy? yelled the customer with your hand on my steak?

What answers the waiter You want it to fall on the floor again? 

服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。

第一个顾客:我要茶

第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!

服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?

Waiter: Tea or coffee gentlemen?

I'll have tea.

2nd customer: Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!

(Waiter exits returns)

Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?

创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?

看起来象是在仰泳,

Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?

Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...

服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

Waiter there's a fly in my soup!

Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 

服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!

不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。

Waiter there's a fly in my soup!

No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 

服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要。

Waiter there's a fly in my soup!

Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.

服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱。

Waiter there's a fly in my soup!

Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!

服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。

Waiter there is a fly in my soup!

Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!

是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。

Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!

Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.

英语搞笑情景对话

男:M女:W M:What time is it? W:It`s nine o`clock. M:Let`s go to bed! W:We go to bed at nine!

搞笑英语情景对话英语演讲用

A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."

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An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door.